Current Members

  • Becket Ebitz, PhD

    Assistant Professor
    Chef of the Lab
    Principle Searcher
    CV, scholar, twits, email

  • Marlene Boutet

    Lab Administrator
    Guardian of Knowledge
    Labyrinthian Engineering

  • Devin Heinz-Kehoe, PhD

    Postdoctoral Researcher
    Infrastructure Development
    Omnidimensional Projects
    git, email

  • Mojtaba Abbaszadeh, PhD

    Postdoctoral Researcher
    Procurement Specialist
    Long-Term Strategies
    git, twits, email

  • Jorge Ramírez-Ruiz, PhD

    Postdoctoral Researcher
    Theoretical Initiatives &
    Motivational Programming
    web, email

  • Rishabh Singhal, MSc

    PhD Student
    Technical Solutions &
    Educational Ventures
    git, twits, linkedin, email

  • Meriam Zid, MSc

    PhD Student
    Head of Experimental Communications
    git, linkedin, email

  • Paul-Andre Robillard, MSc

    PhD Student
    Custodian of Conscious Algorithms
    twits, email

  • Veldon-James Laurie, BSc

    MSc Student
    Director of Comparative Research
    git, linkedin, email

  • Gabrielle Dufresne

    Undergraduate Student
    Intern, Department of Worldwide Expansion

  • Cathy Chen

    Grissom Lab PhD Student
    Honorary NoiseLabber
    Computational Wizardry
    twits, email


  • Mackenzie Bourgon

    , Intern, Department of Enrichment and Compliance, summer 2023
  • Akram Shourkeshti, MSc

    , Head of Internet Operations, 2021-2023
  • Alix Lavigne-Champagne

    , Intern, Department of Simulated Reality, summer 2022
  • Katarzyna Jurewicz, PhD

    , Lead Sense-Maker of Data, 2021-2022
  • Alex Hay, MSc

    , Roboticist-In-Residence, 2021-2022
  • Natacha DeSylva

    , Director of Animal Wrangling, 2020-2021
  • Gabriel Marrocco

    , Intern, Department of Body and Mind, summer 2021